Now, this is an old post, however, it made me laugh again today when i reread it. So , I’ve decided to re-post it. Sometimes I lead a church youth/teen class and I really enjoy it, but I think younger kids speak their minds out with a lot more freedom that is beautiful hearing - its always a hilarious experience! I just love kids, they are so unpredictable and funny. Throughout the years I’ve read some funny quotes and prayers from children and as I was cleaning my files today I came across some of those prayers. I hope you like it, please let me know what you think:

Here is their prayers:

Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when
You are on vacation? - Jane 8 years old

Dear God,
I think about You sometimes even when I’m not praying.
-Elliot 8 years old

Dear God, Did you really mean “do unto others as they do unto you?”
Because if you did, then I’m going to fix my brother.
- Darla 8 years old

Dear God,
I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset You made on Tuesday. - Margaret 7years old

Dear God,
I read the Bible. What does “begat” mean? Nobody will
tell me. - Love, Allison 8 years old

Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is that a trick?
- Lucy 7 years old

Dear God,
Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his
bowling words in the house? - Anita 8 years old

Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it
an accident? - Norma, 6 years old

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new
ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have now?
- Jane, 7 years old

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around countries? - Nan, 6 years old

Dear God,
The bad people laughed at Noah - “You made an ark on dry
land you fool”. But he was smart, he stuck with You.
That’s what I would do. - Eddie, 7years old

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
Is that okay? - Neil B., 8 years old

Dear God, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You
had everything. - Jane S., 6 years old

Dear God,
Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was
a puppy. - Joyce L., 6 years old

Dear God,
Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed
to be our day of rest. - Tom L., 7 years old

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before,
You can look it up. - Bruce B., 8 years old

Dear God,
If we come back as something - please don’t let me be
Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
- Denise E., 7years old

Dear God,
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
- Danny Michelle., 7 years old

Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if
they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
- Larry P., 5 years old

Dear God,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not
with so much hair all over. - Sam G., 5 years old

Dear God,
You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both
ways. - Dean W., 7 years old

Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody
in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family
and I can never do it. - Nan D., 5 years old

Dear God,
Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David
the best. - Rob C., 8 years old

Dear God,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound
right. They’re just kidding, aren’t they?
- Marsha B., 7 years old

Dear God,
If You watch me in Church Sunday. I’ll show You my new
shoes. - Mickey D., 5 years old

Dear God,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
- Love, Chris B., 6 years old

Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they
said You did it. So, I bet he stoled Your idea.
Sincerely, Donna Quinter, 5 years old

Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I
just want You to know but I am not just saying that
because You are God already. - Charles Finney, 7 years old

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